funny facebook quotes

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    1.Every rule has an exception, especially this one.

    2.Fear can hold you prisoner, hope can set you free.

    3.Gravitation is not responsible for falling in love

    4.The only fence against the world is a thorough knowledge of it.

    5.We are born with two options: to be slave or master of our destiny. 

    6.Always remember you’re unique — just like everyone else.

    7.Whatever you do, good or bad, people will always have something negative to say.

    8.Flirting is like a game of Chess. One wrong move….and you’re married

    9.Just because you say Swag in every other sentence doesn't mean you have it.   

    10.That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of another car and

    11.realize there's someone inside.


    13.That’s so sweet when couples act like bestfriends and bestfriends act like couples.

       If opportunity doesn’t knock build a door

    14.Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them

       I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way...so I stole a bike

       and prayed for his forgiveness

    15. A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have

        a work station...

    16.War doesn't determine who's right, it determines who's left.

    17.If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

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    18.Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us

    to sit down and shut up.

    19.Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to

    20.charge because you are a vegetarian.

    21.Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and

    22.crime doesn't pay..so if you keep reading, you'll go broke.

    23.Never interrupt your opponent while he's making a mistake.

    24.You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.

    25.It may look like I'm doing nothing, but I'm actively waiting for my problems to go away.

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    27.Only your real friends will tell you when your face is dirty.

    28.Anyone can make you happy by doing something special but only someone special can make

    29.you happy without doing anything.

    30.Two word’s guys hate DON’T and STOP, unless you put them together :)

    31.If nobody hates you, you are doing something boring.

    32.If you expect the world to be fair with you b’coz you are fair with them. It’s like expecting a

    33.lion not to eat you b’coz you don’t eat lion.

    34.Laziness is the mother of all bad habbits but ultimately she is a MOTHER an

      we should respect her.

    35.Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate; Friends has 7 letters, but so does Enemies; Truth has

       5 letters,       but so does Lying.

    36.Don’t be ashamed to be different. Be proud that God made you like no one else.

    37.You can close your eyes to the things you do not want to see, but you cannot close your heart to

    38.the  things you do not want to feel.

    39.We waste time looking for the perfect lover, instead of creating the perfect love.

    40.When you feel alone, just look at the spaces between you fingers,

    41.Relationships do not need promises, terms, and conditions. It just needs two wonderful people

    42.one who can trust and one who can understand.

    43.Did anyone else notice the sound if you click the like button on my status?

    44.If you are going to speak bad things about me on my back, come to me. I’ll tell you more.

    45.History is made by those who BREAK THE RULES.

    46.First they ignore you then they laugh at you then they fight you then you win

    47.The best way to predict the future is to create it

    48.A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

    49.A successful woman    is    one who can find such a man.

    50.History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all
       other alternatives

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       51.The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced

    52.Don't let your mind wander, Its too little to be let out alone.

    53.Life's a bitch, if it were easy it'd be a slut.

    54.I'd call you a tool, but even THEY serve a purpose

    55.Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

    56.I'm only as nice as people allow me to be, so don't push my bitch button and we'll be great

    57.Fake is the new trend and some of my friends seem to be in style!

    58.I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid, and others I would love

       to punch in the face!

    59.Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's Twitter for a reason!

        Suggest Revision: Dear people who update their Facebook status every 30 seconds, there's

        Twitter for a reason!
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    61.If you spend your whole life waiting for the storm, you’ll never enjoy the sunshine.

    62.Never leave on tomorrow, which u can do today.

    63.Relationship is like a book, it takes few seconds to burn but years to write. So write it

    64.carefully  never let it burn.

    65.Success is the problem but failure is the formula. You can’t solve the problem without

    66.knowing   the formula..

    67.Many people live under the illusion that they have none.

    68.Live now. Make now always the most precious time. Now will never come again.

    69.No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.

    70.It is impossible for a man to learn what he thinks he already knows.

    71.Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company.

    72.All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.

    73.Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

    74.He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.