jokes

 

quotes on jokes 

Money con't buy love
But it improves your bargaining position

Teacher : why are you late,joseph?
joseph  : because of a sign down the road.
Teacher : what does a sign have to do
          with your being late?

joseph  : the sign said, "school ahead ,to slow!"


funny but true fact..
relationship between
lovers in today's age:-
you can touch each
other..
but..
you cannnot touch each
other's mobile...!


Tech support : your password is the small letter "a" as in apple
                          V as in victor,and the numbers 7274
Customer    : Is the 7274 in capital letters?